Since the time is almost here for the Richmond Battle of the Altar Boyz (by the way, we will be seeing both shows considering we love boy bands... a little too much...), we figured it would be a good opportunity for us to announce the newest product in the boy band market- The Richmond Playas! And the members are....
1. Scott Wichmann: Scott provides the personality of the group. He is the one who does most of the talking and joking in between the songs. He's sort of the goofball of the group if you will, yet totally rocks out on the second verse of the ballad and girls swoon over his ability to be funsitive (funny and sensitive at the same time).
2. Brett Ambler: Brett is the lead singer of the group, sort of the "Geek in the Pink" if you will. He acts like he's a huge dork yet knows he's cool... and so do the ladies. Careful girls, he's engaged!
3. Chase Kniffen: Think of Chase as the Lance Bass of the group. He has the boy band looks and can dance, but we're not sure if he's actually singing or just lip-synching. Always the best-dressed member.
4. Landon Nagel: First of all, we know nothing about Landon Nagel other than the fact that he was the Heath Ledger look-alike in Guys and Dolls, and we kind of want to date him. So in this way, Landon is sort of like AJ from Backstreet Boys. All of the girls want to know more about this mystery man. And the girls also want him to grow out his hair long and curly and speak with an Australian accent.
5. Dave Timberline: This was too easy considering the very obvious Timberline/Timberlake comparison. And we're pretty sure their names aren't the only thing that's similar about them. Have you ever heard Dave T's rendition of "Sexyback?" We thought not.
So if any of you five guys, burgers and fries are reading this, please join us at our house for press pictures and crudites.
Bye bye bye.
4 comments:
wow. no jesus with tatoos!! i think you may need a 6th.
HAHA! That's HILARIOUS. How could we have forgotten? Isn't it mandatory for at least one boy band member to have a tattoo?
Some thoughts:
-- Though I would be honored to be considered in this esteemed company, my advanced age stretches the concept of "boy" in boy band way past the shattering point. Perhaps you should have a geriatric band as well to complement the boys?
-- If you are looking for a Timberlake, I'd go with Tim.
-- I've always considered myself more along the lines of Timbaland, another near-namesake. And after all, I also get half-a-mil for my beats while you get a couple gra-a-and.
-- I have a tattoo but will NOT be getting additional ones because it hurt like a m-f-er.
Dave. You kill me. Am deceased. Right now.
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